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To Love A Villain
by _Chickennugget
"Leave, you're free. Don't ever come back here again." She said, hoping he wouldn't return and she'll get to live Hael was shocked, "Are you abandoning me, My Lady?"Corvina Cory lived her first life like a typical villainess and the consequences of her actions were pretty obvious. She died at the hands of the person she was in love with. Yet she gets a second chance at her first life even though she didn't want it. She didn't want to face the man she was madly in love with again and she definite…
Worldwide Beasttaming: I Can Design Evolution Lines
by Simple Rhythm
# MONSTERPETMu Xuan transmigrated to a dangerous world of beast tamers. Fortunately, after he successfully formed a contract with a beast, he awakened two major cheats consecutively: bloodline extraction and merging as well as an information panel.Hence, Mu Xuan extracted bloodlines and designed the strongest beast evolution lines until he became the strongest beast tamer.The world was beneath his feet and the sky was not that far out of reach!Icy Crystal Spirit evolved into Icy Crystal Frost Po…
From a Beggar to a Bastard
by Linda_Wilyuhm
Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire.His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan.In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one tha…
Sold to a Prince!
by Yolohy
In the land of magic and beasts, Sylvia was betrayed by her family and sold off as a slave. She was expecting the worst, but fortunately, it was a handsome prince who had ‘bought’ her! Who doesn’t love a charming, benevolent, and kind prince, not to mention ridiculously handsome? But, little did Sylvia know that the charming handsome prince was no angel but rather a devil in disguise! The calm, kind and good-hearted Sylvia found herself slowly changing under the devil's influence but worst of al…
To Bewitch a Devil
by zhiruyi
What are the odds that Zavian, the son of the devil, would fall for the only woman whose destiny is to destroy him?In the beginning of time, war broke out between the fallen angels and the devil, and the devil was defeated and cast into the underworld. During the war, Zavian, the devil’s son, turned against his father and joined hands with the other demons to defeat him, which made the devil kill his son's wife as a punishment for betraying him.But 500 years later, there appeared a woman slave w…
MARRIED TO A STRANGER
by jikanyotomare
“Aku rasa, kita tidak bisa melakukan ‘itu’ dulu, karena kau masih dalam tahap pemulihan…” Hailee menjawab ragu- ragu, berusaha mencari alasan yang masuk akal untuk situasinya sekarang. “Bulsh*t,” Ramon merutuk dan turun dari tempat tidur mereka yang luar biasa mewah. Dengan langkah tidak sabar, pria itu menghampiri Hailee, seperti pemburu yang akan menangkap buruannya. “Aku akan buktikan kalau aku baik- baik saja. Lebih dari baik.” Dia menegaskan kata terakhirnya sambil tersenyum penuh arti. “…”…
Crossing The Lines
by BlueSapphire_dust
This is a story of a woman who is adventurous, a woman who likes to play safe, and a cautious man. Alexandra, Amelia, and Adrian are best of friends for as long as they can remember. They know each other's strengths and weaknesses; they even know each other's secrets and dating history. They find comfort from one another and promised to be always there for each other no matter what. But what if love enters their harmonious friendship? Will they fight or waver? Will they keep the boundaries they …
Mated To A Vampire
by DIVINE
LONELINESS...... HATRED...... REVENGE..... those were the emotions Axel felt when he lost his mate to the cold hands of the Vampire King. His best friend and moon goddess, Selena takes pity on him and decides to assign him a new mate,one who matched his charisma and character. Unfortunately for our Alpha Lord, the only lady who fits this trait is Sydney, the only daughter of the Vampire King. Axel was never going to accept her. How could he accept the daughter of his worst enemy as his ma…
To Love a Monster
by Garessta
He is a dark abyss—it should not be so tempting to fall in.***To be a Lock is to be a conductor between ordinary and abnormal, between reason and insanity. It is to be a keyhole that lets one peek into the Great Beyond, and a part of the door that opens the world. It is to be sought, and hunted, and seduced by all who crave power.The magic is unnatural to this world, yet humans still fly towards arcane knowledge like moths towards a flame. Creatures of nightmares prowl just beyond the veil that …
Playful Hearts On A Boundary Line [BL]
by K_Contiello
Johan came from a past full of dark secrets. After his first love/best friend cheated on him, he left their rural town and lived for a fresh start in the nearby city, portraying an innocent persona. For years, he kept everyone out of his private life, but the mystery he’s hiding captivated Adrian, a man with an unsatisfied relationship with his girlfriend.Despite their apparent attraction to one another, a line kept them from acting on their feelings. But when Johan outed himself in a drunken co…
Weird Topper's Transmigration (Wait! Where's the plot lines???!)
by Gline_Shaou
Seui believed himself to be an extremely normal person .So he tried to maintain his life normal ( and inexplicably boring) as possible . Therefore although he was the topper in his class , had quite a background and could be said to have looks , he was not a shining existence. Rather, he was mediocre, neither eye-catching nor invisible .Until one day , he found himself transmigrated. Despite the worry , he was rather excited, and he waited obediently for his system to arrive while trying to calm…
Impressions: The Last of the Nobility
by LeonaSMane
Beware of the Dragon Wolf. There is a tale of supernatural beings, some gods, some demigods, others the fates themselves in the long-lost noble lineages. Then amongst the supernatural was the Scio, a people with the knowledge of all beings and the ability to live harmoniously with those of goodwill.Legend has it that one day the oldest noble lines will intertwine combining the legends of the west and the east with the legend of the Cradle of Mankind. The tale warns of the power of the dragon ri…
Between The Lines
by ciaraattong
Malory and Kyle must participate in the annual April Fest production as the leading co-stars. If they can cooperate by the end of the production, their long records of uncivilized behaviour towards each other will be forgotten. Malory and Kyle attempt to cooperate, grabbing the opportunity to make a positive impact on their own future. In the process, they become entangled in the chaos of the other’s personal life. Malory learns of Kyle’s disturbing reality, and Kyle learns of Malory’s scarring …
Fated to a human
by joelien_malan
Haylie never expected her life to take a supernatural turn. One ordinary night out with her best friend became the catalyst for everything to change. That was the night she met Liam—a man unlike anyone she'd ever known.Haylie was drawn to Liam's charm, but she couldn’t have guessed the secret he carried: he was a wolf shifter. Her world unraveled further when she discovered the truth about her own family. The mother she lost at just five years old had also possessed a wolf side, a heritage Hayli…
I Can See the Lines of Fortune
by Inflated GuGuGu
Coming from the author of "Pocket Hunting Dimension," join us and support him in his latest work!Devils have peeked out of the hollow realms and evil gods have bewitched the hearts of man. Ancient dark secrets are buried in the three forbidden districts. Yet there are many treasures and powers to be found in the hollow realms...This is a dangerous world filled with opportunities. As an outstanding and motivated young man, Mo Xiaobai never believes that good fortune will fall from the sky. He nev…
Impress my crush
by vishal_756868
I propose my crush and she replied I am not interest in boys
From a Divorcee to a Billionaire
by Ivan TaleSmith
Hailey meticulously plans a Valentine's Day surprise for her husband, Leo. It's supposed to be a day to mend the growing chasm in their relationship, but fate has a different plan. As Hailey steps into their home, the sight that greets her shatters her world: Leo, entangled in a passionate affair with a woman, right in their bedroom. The betrayal is like a knife to her heart, twisting deeper as the truth unravels. This is not a one-time indiscretion but a web of deceit spun over the years. Haile…
Colour Me Impressed (BWWM)
by Jay Kandie
This is a story about a woman, Ivory Spade who moved out of her hometown to start a new life as a fashion designer aiming big. Moving into her new home only to meet the infuriatingly hot Jason, a handsome, wealthy and seeming secretive art collector as a new neighbour, whose walls seems to be higher than Mount Everest and whose favourite pastime seems to be annoying her at every turn.Follow them as they find love together in this heartwarming, heartstrings pulling, butterfly inducing story fille…
Blurring the Lines
by J.M. Snyder
Greg is straight, but makes easy money offering his services to gay men online. He's inexpensive but has a few ground rules: never reveal his real name, never invite a client home, and never, ever, ever agree to more than three appointments with anyone. Ever.<br><br>RC is handsome, loaded, and lives in a big house in a swanky neighborhood. Greg doesn't understand why such a guy needs to pay for companionship, but RC’s been burned by men who are interested in only his money, and paying someone ta…